We need to re-instate ass whoopins on GP.

The year is 2008 and in this day and age we have far too many people walking around with their asses on their shoulders believing they can do WHAT they want to do, WHEN they want to do it. You have more instances in the news of people just acting out for no reason, whatsoever. Like this woman, who was dressed in a cow suit and scaring children. Not only that, she urinated on a neighbors lawn! WTF?!


Ok, work with me here for a second. You mean to tell me, this woman got dressed up in a g-damn COW SUIT and chased children around scaring the crap out of them?!

That's why I call for re-instating ass whoopins on GP.

I guarantee you, if someone had whooped this woman's ass like they were supposed to, she wouldn't had been out in the street scaring those poor kiddies. I mean, I don't like kids, but I don't go terrorize them either... wait... er... never mind!

As a kid, you knew when you did shit you weren't supposed to, you got what? Your ass handed back to you. Everybody knows that one person that if they got their ass beat, they'd calm the hell down!

I don't care WHO you are. We ALL know someone that NEEDS to have their ass beat right this moment.

Which makes me think of what the comedian Baldhead once said. "Everybody got that one person on the job they can't stand. Get one of your friends to ride up to your job, walk up to them and start whooping their ass. Don't tell them WHY they're doing it, just do it. Next thing you know there'll be company memos about random ass whoopins."

There's a couple folks on my list right now, that I KNOW needs a random ass whooping.

Too bad there's the ability to press assault charges.

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