Rant of the Month

Ok, I'm gonna rant for a second here...

I have been part of the millions that have had the unfortunate problem of being unemployed. I was once working for Chase bank, when they decided to send the entire department I was working in to India. Now, instead of transitioning employees to other positions, or giving us the option of posting out, these bastards keep the information secret and suddenly started firing people left and right.

The week before I was fired, I'd just had my review. I had the highest marks for my area and was even given a raise. I had no errors, no write ups on record and that very next week (the DAY before we were off for Thanksgiving) I was fired for having errors.

Yeah, right.

I just was reviewed the week before and in one week I managed to go from being the "best employee on the floor" to fired?!

Which brings me to this.

If I hear one more person bitch about their job and how they hate their job, I'm going to put both thumbs over their throat and press.

HARD.

I'm going to keep pressing until they black the fuck out and then I'm going to kick them repeatedly.

I have been looking for a job for OVER TWO FUCKING YEARS and hearing people bitch and moan about the jobs they do have, when I have none makes me slightly irritated.

I've been borderline homeless and have almost lost my car and everything else and you want to bitch about a job?! Something I've been looking for for fucking ever?!

I shit you not, I post over 10 resumes on a daily basis for the past 2 years and more often than not, these job postings are scammy, stupid or on plain bullshit.

I made an office manager cry because he called me for an interview and in 2 hours later he called me back to say the job was already filled?!

What the fuck?!

By the time I was done talking, the man was in tears because he'd got my fucking hopes up about a job, only to take it away a mere 2 hours later.

I know the right one is around the corner, but I'm getting antsy and the boredom is driving me insane!